Express yourself the Lebanese way
We, Lebanese, have a very special way of expressing our feelings. A way, I must admit, I haven’t seen or heard about in any other country in the world.
Some people dance, other cry, people write, laugh etc… But WE do it with guns !
I really wonder how come I’m 30 years old and never held a gun, I should be the shame of the country. Because here, whatever it is we just let out some gun shots.
- In weddings we shoot
- In funerals we shoot
- A friend/parent/etc.. is back from a trip ? We shoot
- Gotta a problem ? Shoot him and don’t worry about it anymore
- Your political leader is on TV ? We shoot
- The opponent political leader is on TV ? Shoot louder than the others are shooting
- Had a problem with your wife ? Go to the balcony shoot out that stress
- It is a BOY !!! Shoot
- it is a GIRL !!! Doesn’t matter shoot anyway
- You’re happy ? Shoot high in the sky !
At this point you might wonder what is the national sport here in Lebanon !
Well no it is not hunting it is eating 